Not Bush Again...

Recently, America has gone down into the dumps, the
abysse of abysmalness. The world turned upside down...
For those less mentally inclined, I am saying that
something must be done about this country NOW. Yes,
now. We are facing a major problem, worse that
terrorism, worse than we have ever thought possible.
We are facing a threat more difficult to deal with,
more compellingly simple to execute... It is none
other than the President Bush. That's right, the
President Bush. You see, we are facing not only a man
of "great moral integrity" but of fervent pro-war
"Uprighteousness". We might as well call his party the
Rat-publicans. It is the whole filthy den of them; all
of them.

To further expand upon the fact that Rat-publicans are
useless, please analyze Senator McCain. He is just
like Bush, an old wrinkly, hokey-pokey geezer who
can't even lift his arms up. Is it my problem that the
government then got involved into a usless war? Isn't
it his problem that he did not use his brain for what
he has got and figure out, even by finger counting
that it is simply unwise to fight for a loosing cost.
George Bush may MISUSE the military - that's enough
already - but McCain will ABUSE military. Yes, that
man is a maniac, a lunatic, a complete gum ball. He
has no sense of direction and trying to denounce Bush
only makes him appear poor and hopeless.

And returning to the ever present topic of how to rid
this country of such a leader, we need to make a
contrast and do it civily by following the following
steps:
1)Turn 18 (if you aren't skip to step 6)
2)Await the general election
3)Elect Obama, preferably, although Hillary would do
fine.
4)Ask everyone else to do the same, use force if
neccesary.
5)Wait
6)Organize massive strikes, pickets, and anti-Bush
riots. (it will work)
7)Under only dire situations, respond with anarchy,
chaos, and all that happy Jazz. Only in the most
NEEDED hour. If Bush is quiet, just simply laugh at
him; it will do no harm.
8)Excercise your right to Press and Speach

Thank you for your attention, and prepare the Champain
glasses. MAY OBAMA WIN!!!
(Or Hillary if you really say so. I am trying to be
fair)